Game of Thrones: Two Swords + Blue & Green
so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and
this is best
I hope your roommate finds these pictures.
someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
“Show me a hero, and I’ll write you a tragedy.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
her date did too
That is actually kind of awesome.
i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat